February 2012
society: hey if you ever want to talk i'll always be here for you.
depressed teenager: okay, thank you.
depressed teenager: hey, im having strange feelings, i need help.
society: what an attention seeking whore. like if you want attention, just say it. suicide isn't funny.
depressed teenager: *attempts suicide*
society: we said we'd help. I feel terrible.
SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:
Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
Supernatural fandom: GET THE SALT! GET THE BORAX
When someone's worth it,
staypozitive:
You are willing to stop flirting with other people to prove it to them.
You put your status as interested/not looking, even when you’re still single.
You are willing to stay up even if they want to be on the phone all night.
You instantly miss them as soon as you guys get off the phone.
You start to think about the future with them and you just can’t help but smile..
When...
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Watchakurol:
restoremyfateinthese:
maphaz:
-winterbirds:
guilty-filthy-soul1116:
hellomuhdear:
lappy486:
yeezytaughtme:
1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
kill me
stop
welp someone give me a gun to shoot myself with anytime…
does this girl not realize how annoying/obnoxious her voice is? i don’t even care about how stupid she is… i just want...
Watchgvven:
IM GONNACRYAODK
oh my god.
the conversations I have with my friends..
kuro-ookami-san:
[8:54:43 AM] Kuro Ookami: O_O do you actually secretely want to slit my throat and bathe in my blood [8:55:36 AM] Bri Day: SHHH [8:55:40 AM] Bri Day: don’t read my mind damn it [8:55:43 AM] Kuro Ookami: BAHA
How that started was we were talking about a friend who seems to be a really good liar, and Bri mentioned she could be a good liar if she needed to. I know we’re good...
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
Put 'unf' in my ask if you find me attractive.
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
Watchbitchbedrippinchocolate:
drops-in-an-ocean:
mockingjel:
hihowsyourlife:
numbsex:
i cant stop laughing omfg
PH MY GOD
OMFG SKDJFH
OMG DEAD
I was just like “What the hell is in this video that’s making everyone la-OHGODSDHGDFGDFSGD.”
